THINGS TO DO
Sloshed SATs, Caveat – LES, 8pm – 9:30pm
Sloshed SATs is part bar-room trivia, part drinking game, and part comedy show. Are you an incredible test taker? Do you crack under pressure? This is your chance to relive the most stressful day of high school in a fun, supportive and totally sloshed environment.
Work as an individual or as a team to answer real SAT questions proctored by host and comedian Michael Wolf. Whether you’ve got something to prove or you just want to see how much you remember from high school—come have a drink, take a test, and don’t forget your number 2 pencil! $8.
Stargazing, The High Line at 14th Street – Chelsea, 6:45pm – 9:30pm
Head to the High Line for a walk along the park and a chance to take a closer look at the stars. Peer through high-powered telescopes provided by members of the Amateur Astronomers Association of New York to see rare celestial sights. Free.
Seinfeld Trivia, McHale’s Bar and Grill – Midtown, 7:30pm – 9pm
“Do you ever get down on your knees and thank God you know me and have access to my dementia?” Well, there’s nothin’ more sophisticated than diddlin’ the maid and then playing Seinfeld Trivia. Use your katra to dominate the dojo during all FIVE unique and challenging rounds on cockfighting, mail fraud, headfirst parking and pee-stained couches. Free. RSVP.
Xylouris White, Doug Shaw, Union Pool – Brooklyn, 8pm, Free.
Sidney Gish, Adeline Hotel, Half Gringa, Alphaville – Brooklyn, 8pm, $8.
James Casey, C’mon Everybody – Brooklyn, 8pm, $8 – $10.
Belle-Skinner, Pearla, Ricky Stein, Mercury Lounge – LES, 9:30pm, $10.
Mallrat, Beshken, Rough Trade – Brooklyn, 8:30pm, $10.
Tyrannosaurus w/ Erica Spera (TBS Comics to Watch), Clint Nohr (Live at Gotham), Zahid Dewji (Oddball Comedy Festival), Oni Francis (New York Comedy Club), Matt Storrs (Sonoma Laughfest), Ginny Hogan (Chicago Women’s Funny Festival), R’A’R Bar – Queens, 9pm, Free.
As If! Comedy w/ Brandon Garner (UCB), Amber Rollo (The Box Show), Jack Comstock (Caroline’s), Courtney Reynolds (Burning Bridges Comedy Festival), Stewart Fullerton (Caroline’s), Rebecca’s – Brooklyn, 7:30pm, Free, RSVP.
Our Pain is Your Pleasure w/ Harrison Tweed, Handsome Dave Jenkins, Kim Solomon, Alex Fossella, Chani Lisbon, Carmen Lagala, Danny Suggs, Jonathan Ziegel, Walter’s Cottage – Midtown, 7pm, Free, RSVP.
Holy Hand Grenade w/ Abby Washuta, Alex Koltchak, Raj Belani, Mark Normand, Tim Dillon, Shane Torres, Lucky Jack’s – LES, 8pm, $5.
Morning Fitness, Fort Tryon Park (Inwood), Every Tuesday and Thursday until Dec. 31, 7:30am – 8:30am, Free.
Exhibition: Natural Impact, Arsenal in Central Park, 6pm – 8pm, Free.
The Bronx-La Villette Exhibition: Matteo Pellegrinuzzi, Poe Park Visitor Center – Bronx, Every Tuesday to Saturday until April 28, 9am – 5pm, Free.
Central Park Tour: Heart of the Park, East 72nd Street and Fifth Avenue – UES, Every Monday, Tuesday, Friday and Saturday until April 30, 2pm – 3:30pm, Free.
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